Par Train Podcast Episode #20: PGA Tour 2017 Awards Show – The Trainy’s

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What could possibly go wrong when 3 guys drink lots of booze and host their own PGA Tour Award Show? Cue the music and let the craziness begin.


Awards Categories


Mr. Extracurriculars


  • Dustin Johnson
  • Dustin Johnson
  • Dustin Johnson


Silent Killer


  • Brian Harman (#10 on the money list, won wells fargo, had 54 hole lead at US Open)
  • Xander Schauffele (Great name and rookie run to win Tour Championship. Beautiful swing. 24 years young. SD roots)
  • Ollie Schniederjans (Name, no hat, stinger that rivals Tiger)


Mr. Par Train



  • Charley Hoffman (The guy is a grinder, great simple swing, long hair, loves a stogie and rocks a green glove)
  • Pat Perez (Basically the new John Daly)


First Lady of Golf


  • Allison Stokke
  • Allison Stokke (“Would risk it all for her”)
  • Hey, google, “Funny pole vault.”
    • Gravity? Not with these quads.
    • I’m going to ram this so deep in the ground and beat my personal record
    • Allison Stokke. Suddenly I’m a pole vault fan.

P.S. Pole vaulters have the best bodies of all female athletes – FACT


Gerber Baby Presents Baby Back Bitch Award


  • Bubba
  • JT
  • Charley Hoffman


Golf Coach of the year


  • Tiger – Asst. Captain President Cup


Instagolfer of the year 



Best moment


    • Spieth chip in walk off, chest bump, rake throw
    • Spieth Open Champ comeback
    • Sergio Masters win



Golfer of the year


  • JT
  • Spieth

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