Par Train Podcast Episode #20: PGA Tour 2017 Awards Show – The Trainy’s

 

What could possibly go wrong when 3 guys drink lots of booze and host their own PGA Tour Award Show? Cue the music and let the craziness begin.

 

Awards Categories

 

Mr. Extracurriculars

Nominees:

  • Dustin Johnson
  • Dustin Johnson
  • Dustin Johnson

 

Silent Killer

Nominees:

  • Brian Harman (#10 on the money list, won wells fargo, had 54 hole lead at US Open)
  • Xander Schauffele (Great name and rookie run to win Tour Championship. Beautiful swing. 24 years young. SD roots)
  • Ollie Schniederjans (Name, no hat, stinger that rivals Tiger)

 

Mr. Par Train

Nominees:

 

  • Charley Hoffman (The guy is a grinder, great simple swing, long hair, loves a stogie and rocks a green glove)
  • Pat Perez (Basically the new John Daly)

 

First Lady of Golf

Nominees:

  • Allison Stokke
  • Allison Stokke (“Would risk it all for her”)
  • Hey, google, “Funny pole vault.”
    • Gravity? Not with these quads.
    • I’m going to ram this so deep in the ground and beat my personal record
    • Allison Stokke. Suddenly I’m a pole vault fan.

P.S. Pole vaulters have the best bodies of all female athletes – FACT

 

Gerber Baby Presents Baby Back Bitch Award

Nominees:

  • Bubba
  • JT
  • Charley Hoffman

 

Golf Coach of the year

Winner:

  • Tiger – Asst. Captain President Cup

 

Instagolfer of the year 

Winner:

 

Best moment

Nominees:

    • Spieth chip in walk off, chest bump, rake throw
    • Spieth Open Champ comeback
    • Sergio Masters win

 

 

Golfer of the year

Nominees:

  • JT
  • Spieth

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